I seriously would consider turning gay for N. I just love him so much in all his awkwardness and his loveable innocence. He always felt like a child trapped in a man's body (which I wouldn't be too surprised if it was actually true) and that's why I love him.
If a stalker asked me out, they get a machine gun to the crotch. if N asked me out... yeah, same thing. Except before I shoot his balls off, let my Lucario, Inuyasha, beat him up, then let my Arcanine, Horus, burn him, and finally let my Zoruark Night Daze him. if you couldn't tell, I'm not a N fan.